Today I had a fellow give me a free flat white.
We were in the elevator, somewhere between the third and fourth floor.
Apparently they'd misheard his order when he had ordered it, and it was just all wrong.
Just all right, if you're asking me.
I knew that being friendly to strangers had advantages.
I only wish it had been a latte instead of a flat white, so I could have said 'thanks a latte' when he gave it to me.