Sex on a Stick
Music is meant to be the food of love (right, Shakespeare?) but I'd say frozen treats would have to be pretty up there. According to the 40 something mister on my stroll to Officeworks this evening, anyway.
Normally a favourite enjoyed by the under twelves, Paddle Pop's are a summer time top choice. This is one trend that all single men should get onto, immediately.
Nothing says overtly sexy like a man with chocolate ice cream smeared around his lips, muttering 'hey baby' and handing out sparkle eye like it's going out of style.
I must admit, I'm a little disappointed.
Ever since I was informed that 'Rainbow' flavoured paddle pops were really just caramel masquerading as something more fancy, I haven't eaten them.
Now, I feel like I'm not going to be able to enjoy a chocolate one either - unless I want to rehash my visions of the Paddle Pop cougar hitting on me 'that fateful spring evening'.
On the other hand, Paddle Pop's are pretty good. Maybe the man was just so into his frozen confection that he was trying to seduce the ice cream, not me.
That's a more entertaining vision for everyone.